Bingo Jokes - Make the world look funny

Online bingo, much like land-based bingo, is a light and fun game. Sometimes it's more exciting, sometimes there's not as much enthusiasm in the air, but it's still fun. The question is, how can we get the fun game to become a bit funnier?
Well, we in Camelotbingo.com collected the best bingo jokes we could find, and put it all together in this web page. If you know of other bingo jokes, as funny as the ones written below, feel free to send them to us, so we can put them in our site. Tell these jokes to your chat mates, and see how the game becomes funnier in no time, as your reputation as a light, funny person will grow.

You Know the Feeling (1)
The only time you hear an old lady swearing is when another player calls "Bingo!"

You Know the Feeling (2)
Being a good loser at bingo is considered admirable, so long as it is Some-one Else…

You Know the Feeling (3)
If you wish to make a roomful of people swear, have someone call "Bingo!"
 
A True Success
Betty and Brunna, two friends, went together to play the slot machines at their local Bingo Hall. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the Bingo Hall and sit on the bench to wait for her friend. Betty quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Brunna coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins. "Hey, Betty," said Brunna, "how'd you do?" "Well, Brunna", said Betty, "you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though." "Oh yeah," said Betty, "did I find a good machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put in a dollar four quarters come out!!!"  
  
A Quick Protest
A husband and wife were playing bingo and competing to see who could get all of the numbers and hence call bingo the most.
They were completely level right up until the last number – both needed number 11 to win. 11 came up, so they even scored, tied the game and shared the win.
“Not so” protested the husband, “I said it quicker!”